Fast X

🛺 Xtraordinarily Bad

Nicolò Carraro
May 19, 2023

Clearly something went horribly wrong here.🤖

I can't wrap my head around the fact that a team of handsomely paid writers after finishing the script, red it and thought it was decent enough to pass to the director that shot the movie, reviewed it in post and thought "ok we can sell this thing".😐

This useless 10th chapter, of a series that should've stopped at the 5th, is an amalgam of good and miserable actors, probably 60 high speed situations and wired ideas that only a fentanyl abuser could've come up with.🤣

The movie features a dozen of sidestories putted together through what I can only describe as a rapid succession of TikTok's.🤐

That helps us to avoid caring about any character in particular and wanting to get out of the theater as soon as we can.💨

When my friend's asked me what i thought of it i answered them with this specific phrase:⬇️

"Brainelss montage of unfunny jokes, explosions and useless cliche quotes one after the other"

It's a really good description beacouse it encapsulate the essence of this garbage movie.🚮

Dominic Toretto has achieved the level of Unkillable Driving God, if you thought that John Wick was a resilient dude, let Vin Diesel redefine the term for you. 🤣

WOMAN'S TIME ♀️

If Goku were to fight against any of the women in this movie he would be instantly crushed, they are a force of nature that not even Dom can defeat. We could also make a case for them defeating One Punch Man 💥👍

On a more serious note I'm sorry to see such an iconic franchise fall so low 😔

Don't watch it

If you thought the last one was bad you have no idea what this will bring to the table.

This movie is just a bad joke.

How Would I Fix It ?

JUST REFUND ALL THE TICKETS YOU SOLD, APOLOGIZE AND PROMISE THAT YOU WONT DO ANOTHER CHAPTER OF THIS MESS.
(I'm really sorry to inform you that the 11th is already in production 😭)

Really interesting tweet 👇

The #FastX budget is 340 Millions
+ Estimate say 200/220M for marketing
So we are looking at 540M to break even.
Personally I think they will get around the 600M mark and then plateu.
Initial ticket sales are going well, but the hype will likely fall soon after release.
— Nicolò Carraro (@Nicolo_Carraro)
6:09 AM • May 17, 2023

Thanks to the marketing budget and the star power that exhudes i’m sure this movie will, at the very least, break even.

What i’m currently watching :

Succession S4 🏆️
Warrior S2 🥋👊
Parks and Rec S6 🏞 (to remind myself what a good show that is)

Thank you for reading 🙏

If you have any suggestions or critic feel free to reply😁

Next week I'll watch “Renfield”

Have a great week✌️

Nicolò